Sea Hag Sign

🧜♀️ Warning: This Sign Speaks Fluent Morning Mermaid!

Meet your new favorite definition of 'before coffee' mood! This adorably sassy 5" x 5" wooden sign perfectly captures that pre-caffeine state when you're less 'Under the Sea' and more 'Under the Covers.'

Featuring

• Distressed gray frame that's seen more rough mornings than your hair
• 1.5" depth (perfect for adding dimension to your coastal gallery wall)
• Definition so accurate, mermaids are taking notes
• Farmhouse-meets-beach vibes (because who says sea hags can't be stylish?)

Perfect for

• Your coffee station (obviously!)
• That friend who's more seahorse than morning person
• Beach house kitchen decor
• Anyone who needs a warning label before 9 AM

Pairs perfectly with

• Your morning coffee (duh!)
• Coastal decor
• Other sassy beach signs 
• That 'I woke up like this' morning attitude